nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

(Source: 499kb, via grade-a-memo)

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

i bet if he was saging this would be another story

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apple-str1der:

apple-str1der:

Walk into the club like whatup I got a big lock

I just lost a follower

thegoddamazon:

LOL what the hell.

(via grade-a-memo)



WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.

THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, FUCKSTICK.

crocokyle: